New favorites

While I work on quitting soda, I have found my new favorite thing:

It's so much better than any other Diet Sodas! I could always taste all the salt and splenda in diet anything. But this is like the real deal! It's the best. Not good enough to get an haiku but pretty close!

Speaking of which, Peaches have gotten soooo expensive. So now I eat cantaloupe, which does deserve a haiku so here it goes:

I can not elope 

with this tasty cantaloupe;

 I eat it instead

Zero point things are my best friends!